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Many Thanks to the departing President Fred Scholz, Treasurer Al and Secretary Cindy.

Please welcome back President Lloyd Federer and Treasurer Tom Curelli and Secretary Gene Pagel.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman